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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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