Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Female rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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