What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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