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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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