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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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