Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Tommy got neutered.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Yo Mama just died.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Get it? More.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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