q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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