guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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