What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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