Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Boys have swag, real men have class

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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