Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Legal Mexicans in Texas

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

general tso's broccoli

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops