- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Face...tastes like chicken!

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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