- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

identical jokes get different votes.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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