- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what is the color of a burp burple

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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