Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

minorities

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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