- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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