Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Knock knock *open*

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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