WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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the bible

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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like if your cool

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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