It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

thomas!!!!

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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