- Anti Joke

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.