monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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