Knock Knock Who's There 42

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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