Can midgets still have big dreams?

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What is the difference?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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