- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Men

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Rebecca Black

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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