- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Y u do dis?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Women's rights...

What is your bill about? Clinton

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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