Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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