- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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