- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

I work at jcpenny

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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