- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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