- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Nickelback

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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