How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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poop

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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nickel back

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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