- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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