- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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