- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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