What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Life

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Get on the boat.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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