- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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