You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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nickel back

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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poop

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Girls soccer

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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