guest what i love pancakes

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Weed.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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