Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Basically copying you.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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OOOOPPS /

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Badabing.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Anti Joke

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