How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Gus's mom

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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men

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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