Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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