- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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