Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Skrillex.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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