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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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