- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What is a jew in space? Dead

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Ask me if im a tree? No

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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