- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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