What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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