- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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