If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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