Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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