- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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