- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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