A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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