Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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