A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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taking out the trash... at night

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What's a joke? Funny

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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