Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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