- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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