- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

I can count to potato.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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