- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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