- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

cats are pussies

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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