I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

James Patrick Campbell

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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