- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate