- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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