- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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