- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Penis.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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