What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

womans having rights.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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