- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

"Knock knock." "No."

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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