Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Darude- Sandstorm

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock Go Away

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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