- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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