Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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